Opening Statements

We all know that there is a basketball team based out of Oakland. They are called the "Golden State Warriors". We also know that there is a beat writer that covers this team named Geoff Lepper. What, you didn't know that? Oh, that's because he's so irrelevant, he should be referred to as "the Tampa Bay Devil Rays of sports journalism." If you have any respect for basketball and/or the english language, I urge you to refrain from reading this man's "articles." Hence, the stated purpose of this site: to force this scourge upon our computer screens from the industry. Ever heard of "Inside Bay Area"? Me neither, until about two weeks ago...apparently they employ two dozen monkeys (and Mr. Lepper) to update the eager public about the goings-on in the Oakland/San Francisco area. So, basically, working for this site is the equivalent of me writing about sports on myspace.com, except the gig comes with a press pass. From this point forward, no erroneous statements or awkward sentences will be published by this man without strict scrutiny from the crack staff we have assembled here. Hence, I give you: firegeofflepper.blogspot.com.

Sam